pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

by jeru411 July 28, 2015

greener pastures

a better place to be

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."

by *MICHI* April 1, 2003

Pastorism

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023

Pastorejazo

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.

Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk

by Carolina D. January 4, 2011

pubic pastures

referring to a male or female's genital regions.

I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long

by fornicatingwalrus11 September 28, 2010

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024