pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003

Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.

by talkshow_on_mute February 14, 2005

Pastor

a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.

Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?

Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor

Guy1: that's awesome

by GodsFollower57 March 14, 2018

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

pastor

tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito

I'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita.

by chololess September 23, 2010

Pastor

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

by hoze August 11, 2004

pastor

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

Look, the pastor bought an Escalade

by Victor Giron December 22, 2007