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Pastavism 

The act of participating in a social or political movement with the minimal effort of copying and pasting unvalidated content, known as copypasta, written by someone else on social media. The content author and the actor, the pastavist, are usually seperated by several social degrees. Pastavist posts often even request the reader to propagate through copy and paste.
"I'm so tired of my Facebook feed being full of pastavism posts."
Pastavism by bwdevel May 27, 2016
Words you can keep
Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer
Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism
Pastaism by Smol mishka October 10, 2018
The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pascalism 

i'm a pascalist (worshipper of Pascalism)
Pascalism by PascalIsaGod May 5, 2018

Pastorism 

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.
That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.
Pastorism by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023

Pastavist 

Someone who participates in the act of Pastavism: participation in a social or political movement by only copying and pasting content that has not been validated and is written by someone else who is unknown by the pastavist.
"Did you see that Marry posted another stupid comment that she clearly didn't write? She is such a pastavist."
Pastavist by bwdevel May 27, 2016
A typical mental issue when someone stuck in the past and cannot moving on to present and future living.
First Case:
Grandma: Today's music are so crap, unlike music on my era, full of orchestra and twist everywhere
Grandson: Oh, come on, grandma, stop sticking with your pastism

Second Case:
Incel: I wish my love story are as good as one of my ex, even though my ex was passed away
Chad: Rather than stuck in pastism, why don't you fix yourself and get a life?
Pastism by Sir. B September 2, 2020
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