Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pastism 

A typical mental issue when someone stuck in the past and cannot moving on to present and future living.

First Case:
Grandma: Today's music are so crap, unlike music on my era, full of orchestra and twist everywhere
Grandson: Oh, come on, grandma, stop sticking with your pastism

Second Case:
Incel: I wish my love story are as good as one of my ex, even though my ex was passed away
Chad: Rather than stuck in pastism, why don't you fix yourself and get a life?

Pastism by Sir. B September 2, 2020

The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!

Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

The Great American Pastime by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

Pattism 

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Pulling a Pastis 

This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.

Stephan is pulling a Pastis!

Pulling a Pastis by Albert Mond October 11, 2008

Pastaism

Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer

Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism

Pastaism by Smol mishka October 10, 2018

Pastis 

strong likka of 40 or 45 per cent abv, witta anise flava, made in France on the southside near Marseille. mainly mixed with water but can also be sipped alone. tastes good for ones, but if you don't like anise you'll hate it.

as the french say, a glass of pastis is just like a boob : only one is not enough but three is too much.

so drink five of deez glasses fulla pastis with no water and youll actda fool on the dancefloor, get drunk as fuck.

Pastis by Swoopa January 24, 2009