Pastordom

The world in which pastors live. Often very different from what most people think. A world of conflict and humor, mixed with oxymorons...well, mainly a bunch of morons. A world where people expect weird and unnatural things that have been instilled by tradition. People usually think pastors are not normal people, and thereby won't get a joke or have a real sense of humor. Most pastors watch Family Guy much to the chagrin of the public.

"Jose just died. Someone look for a clergy. You can find one in the world of pastordom. It is like the yellowpages for pastors."

"He wouldn't get that joke about MeMo because he lives in pastordom."

Pastordom by pastord March 7, 2010

pastorama 

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

pastorama by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pastronomy 

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches

I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.

Pastronomy by thehypermom December 3, 2010

Pastorgoodfeelz 

A guy named pastorgoodfeelz (Trent) is the kinda guy that steal your bitch and while simultaneously keeps his own. He is the ultimate player if need be, and has broads sucking his balls wherever he goes. He also has won the nicest penis award in jersey shore .... Well honestly the whole state of Pennsylvania.

Pastorgoodfeelz is the hookup, he can finish a blunt in one hit, while shotgunning a beer in 2.3 seconds.

It is also important to know that a guy named Pastorgoodfeelz also typically has a heart and a dashing smile, and means well, despite his outward action. But all on all, well rounded guy.. big dick

Girl 1: did you hear Tommy's girlfriend was caught slamming cheeks with Pastorgoodfeelz again?

Girl 2: far out bro, I wish I was him. I heard Trent hits it right

Pastorgoodfeelz by Woodstack23 August 10, 2018

Pastorism 

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

Pastorism by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023

Pastronomy 

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space

Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?

Pastronomy by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020