Pattism 

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Pattism 

A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.

That's a Pattism

Pattism by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011

pattimifatti 

pattimifatti is a pakistani tiktok star who lives in Brooklyn New York.Within under a year Patti has gained over 100k followers on the "clock app".Some of her most viral videos include her remaking the "how girls___ vs how boys___.She also likes to talk about racism on the app especially towards south asians.Her first viral video was in july 2020 and she is now 17. There are rumours going around about how she might be a teen mum but majority of her viewers think it is a joke and that she was actually never pregnant.

pattimifatti was just on my fyp

pattimifatti by itsmedamelioo June 19, 2021

grant pattison 

grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.

grant pattison is so perfect

grant pattison by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020

pattish 

To be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank's fault. A pattish person is generally full of B.S. They will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.

George: Yo people ate all my food and stuff

Rob: That's pretty pattish

pattish by George Burnett March 10, 2007

Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

patrism 

the act performed by a certain bald headed nonce onto an underage child. normally includes oral sex and/or intense sexual actvities e.g naked twister

no sir i dont want to experience patrism im only 9

patrism by patsdadd May 2, 2019