Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Pattism

A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.

That's a Pattism

by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011