Pabstism

The first step in hipster initiation. Fill a bathtub with Pabst Blue Ribbon, get in it and drink it. You’ll develop a taste for the nasty beer over time and have no problem guzzling them down in public. Then you can impress your friends on how much you enjoy drinking cheap beer.

Steve is now a hipster because he performed a Pabstism. He can now drink shitty Pabst Blue Ribbon without cringing.

Pabstism by Cdverson May 16, 2013

Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pastism 

A typical mental issue when someone stuck in the past and cannot moving on to present and future living.

First Case:
Grandma: Today's music are so crap, unlike music on my era, full of orchestra and twist everywhere
Grandson: Oh, come on, grandma, stop sticking with your pastism

Second Case:
Incel: I wish my love story are as good as one of my ex, even though my ex was passed away
Chad: Rather than stuck in pastism, why don't you fix yourself and get a life?

Pastism by Sir. B September 2, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008