Pawtism 

Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)

Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.

Pawtism by ColmMcC October 9, 2018

Pawtism 

When I person is so stupid that it can’t even be described as human like stupidity so one resorts to calling them a dumb animal.

Dude your left shoe is on your left foot of your body, why do you have so much pawtism?

Pawtism by Saden December 14, 2021

Pattism 

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pawtistic 

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

Chinese Communist Partism 

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.

People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.

Chinese Communist Partism by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020

Pattism 

A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.

That's a Pattism

Pattism by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011