Pawtism

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Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)

Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.

Pawtism by ColmMcC October 9, 2018

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Pawtism

When I person is so stupid that it can’t even be described as human like stupidity so one resorts to calling them a dumb animal.

Dude your left shoe is on your left foot of your body, why do you have so much pawtism?

Pawtism by Saden December 14, 2021

Related Words

Pawtism • Pastism • Pattism • Paptism • Pawtistic • Chinese Communist Partism • patti smith

Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

Pastism

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pawtistic

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

Pawtistic by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

Chinese Communist Partism

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.

People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.

Chinese Communist Partism by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020

Pattism

A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.

That's a Pattism

Pattism by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026