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Pawtism

Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)
Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.
by ColmMcC October 9, 2018
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Pawtism

When I person is so stupid that it can’t even be described as human like stupidity so one resorts to calling them a dumb animal.
Dude your left shoe is on your left foot of your body, why do you have so much pawtism?
by Saden December 14, 2021
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Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats
“Hey what’s your religion
“I believe in pattism”
by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018
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Pastism

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011
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Pawtistic

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.
"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011
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Chinese Communist Partism

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.
People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.
by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020
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Pattism

A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.
That's a Pattism
by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011
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