Paptism

The occurrence in which a female ejaculates onto a significant others face due to prestigious ungodly arousing fellatio.resulting in the bathing of said significant others face in pussy juices.

Bro: dude gross you ate her out?
Dude: yea bro made her squirt even
Bro: dude no way! what!?
Dude: wild bro. she was over top of me and I couldn't move so I let her give me a good ol' holy paptism right across the face.i have never been more Christian
Bro: that's ridiculous I'm gonna text her
Dude: bro..stop

Paptism by pappygilmore April 29, 2014

Pattism 

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

Pattism by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018

papism 

1. A superstitious cult centered on the pope in Rome. The cult is noted for homophobia, bigotry, pedophilia, and intolerance. Sometimes called Roman Catholicism.
2. Any superstitious nonsense.

The minions of papism are famous for their love of child molestation.

papism by Father X May 18, 2006

Pastism 

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Paptist 

A derogatory term for Roman Catholics who follow the Pope.

Can be found within the scripts of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"What's gotten into John?"
"Well, he was going on about the Pope yesterday and somebody called him a bloody...'P' word"
"...Paptist?"
*SLAP* "What's gotten into you?! You insensitive sonuvabitch!"

Paptist by HokiSmoki January 11, 2012

paptimism 

Encompasses the moral values and encompasses the patriarchal society in which we live in to this day. However it also emphasises the perspective of people on the moral compass, in which standpoint the people with side with.

The paptimism seen in society to this day, is never once ever never not been a force for good in the way of divine purpose and curiosity, further exacerbating the concept of paptimism.

paptimism by black123456789 March 7, 2023

Chinese Communist Partism 

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.

People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.

Chinese Communist Partism by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020