pastist
The act of being discriminatory towards dead people
pastist by Eiehkshssn October 23, 2022
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pautistic
the act of drinking excessive amounts of vodka in order to get drunk or slizzard in order to have a good night on the town
pautistic by AT2mysterylad December 12, 2010
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Pulling a Pastis
This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.
Pulling a Pastis by Albert Mond October 11, 2008
Pastis
strong likka of 40 or 45 per cent abv, witta anise flava, made in France on the southside near Marseille. mainly mixed with water but can also be sipped alone. tastes good for ones, but if you don't like anise you'll hate it.
pascist
One who uses methods of subvertion and placation to deceive an individual or group into appearing to uphold ideals that have their basis in equality, whilst allowing, permitting or silently orchestrating, through similar behaviour, fascist outcomes.
"You act like you're listening to my ideas as if they'll be considered, but you've already decided I couldn't possibly have any ideas worth considering, simply because I'm an employee in this establishment at a level under you. I'm sick of your pascist shit!" screamed the whore.
pascist by jonnyvonbon January 6, 2012
Postistic
Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
Pastism
The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.
Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.
Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.
Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.
Pastism by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011
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