by Me. March 26, 2004

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
by Me. October 10, 2004

by me. October 25, 2003

by Me. December 07, 2002

A letter that overly energetic high school girls add to their otherwise traditional names to make them "cute".
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by me. May 27, 2003
