Party Guard 

"Party Guard" was the name of a popular social society made up of young Boston College graduates living in Boston's North End in the early 1990's. The group experienced several years of growth after the success of its four year run of twice weekly pre-parties and popular "late nights".

Party Guard gained some local notoriety when its t-shirt giveaway became seemingly "too" popular. The official-looking white shirt was emblazoned with a large red cross. Accompanied by "Party Guard" in bold lettering and the tagline "Party First, Safety Last" upset safety advocates and off-duty lifeguards when a large group of partiers were spotted wearing the shirts on a family beach on Boston's North Shore in 1994. Critics had argued that the shirts conveyed an "irresponsible" message and could confuse those in need of water rescue.

Membership waned after this criticism, but its ultimate disbanding was due to its members aging out with several moving from the Boston area. The founder, Gilly (full name redacted), currently lives with his wife and two children outside of Philadelphia, PA.

The Party Guard phenomenon blurred the line between revelry and water safety.

Party Guard by Chadwick Van Vorhees VII July 18, 2018

party guardian 

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

party guardian by noscopethepope May 1, 2017

Luxury Garden Party 

Classy way of referring to sexual intercourse. Most often used when inviting a woman back to your home.

While this phrase generally refers to any type of sex act, it is sometimes used to refer specifically to sex in an outdoor hot tub.

Variations: If used when referring specifically to outdoor hot tub sex and the sex happens to be anal, then the term is modified as "Exotic Garden Party"

Would you like to come back to my place for a Luxury Garden Party?

We are inviting the four Japanese students to a Luxury Garden Party.

I took her home and we had an Exotic Garden Party

Luxury Garden Party by Rodney Cobbletop December 14, 2010

Garden Party

To have sex with an unshaven lady, pull out before climax, and sling yogurt onto her bush

Ashley was being a pain tonight and forgot to shave, so after I fucked her I pulled the condom off and gave her a garden party...then I gave her a wet nap to clean up.

Garden Party by 50 Cent Blood on the Sand June 24, 2011

garden party

a get together in which people smoke some weed.

Let's have a garden party this weekend!

garden party by iamthewalrus May 22, 2006

garden party

A party with absolutely NO WOMEN. Usually consists of about 10 to 15 guys sitting in an apartment or dorm, getting drunk off of keystone, and waiting for girls to show up. When patience starts wearing thin one guy usually pulls out a guitar and starts to sing. This type of party can go on all night.

Guests: "Hey man, thanks for inviting us to your party."

Nate: "Yeah, no problem. Just make yourselves at home."

Guests: "Dude there's no girls here! Is this a GARDEN PARTY?"

Nate: "You guys wanna hear this new song I learned on guitar?"

garden party by the-chad June 3, 2010

Garden Party

A concert at the World's Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden. The artist doesn't matter, only that the audience is experiencing something special.

Derived from Rick Nelson’s famous song “Garden Party”, which depicts a moment in his career where he came out grown up and played on the grandest stage of them all and was booed.

Such Garden Parties include (but are not limited to): Billy Joel, Elton John (Who both have banners that hang in the rafters for their contributions to the arena), Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, Jay-Z and Taylor Swift (Who set a record with the fastest sell out with her 2009 Fearless Tour which sold out in 60 seconds).

Hey Suzy, would you like to go to Bon Jovi at MSG for a Garden Party?

Sure Harry! Would you like to go with me to see Taylor Swift at MSG for a Garden Party?

It's a date!

Garden Party by B. Talented April 17, 2011