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Pasticide 

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022
Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.
Pasticide by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Fartricide 

When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.
"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"
Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008

fartricide 

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.
Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.
fartricide by Coriolus October 13, 2008

patricide 

The act of killing ones own parents usually the father.
The police suspect the kid of patricide because both his parents were murdered and there was no other suspects.

Re-Patricide 

The act of killing one’s father only to have to kill him again once the outbreak takes effect.
Oh my God Dan! Did you just kill your dead dad? That’s Re-Patricide! Run!

Fartricide 

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal
The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(
Fartricide by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008