Parsour 

When you fuck up saying the word parkour

"Look at this parsour."

Parsour by Fiveduck June 25, 2021

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.

Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"

Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011

Doomfist Parkour 

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.

person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!

Doomfist Parkour by Ymir188 September 24, 2020

Hardcore Parkour 

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

Hardcore Parkour by adchan July 5, 2011

Parkour Vision 

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.

As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.

Parkour Vision by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

app parkour 

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

app parkour by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

Parkourse 

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.

Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."

Parkourse by Exo Epic July 11, 2015