persources 

The one and only TPR. Known as the Goat, Persources is the all-knowing basketball force that determines who wins and who loses on a daily basis. Doubt him and you will become his strongest supporter, apart of the PNG. He doesn't care about being PC or judged, and he will hand out the truth like the point god does with assists. Persources misses nothing.

Heat fan: dude, why was Persources roasting me so bad when I was wearing my Hassan Whiteside jersey?
PNG: your team sucks, and Whiteside isn't even a top 10 centah

persources by anonymous January 16, 2018

persources 

An idiot who says he misses nothing but misses all the time, also a salty celtics fan who hates on Kyrie and random guys who did nothing to him like Kemba.

Person 1: “Did you hear what persources said this time about kemba?”
Person 2: “Dawg I blocked him a year ago, he’s gotten too dumb.”

persources by Lazarbeam's bot May 8, 2019

Presource 

To preserve resources

Ben: Should we dump out all this water?
Me: Nah mate we have to presource

We have to presource to save the planet

Presource by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago November 22, 2019