persources 

The one and only TPR. Known as the Goat, Persources is the all-knowing basketball force that determines who wins and who loses on a daily basis. Doubt him and you will become his strongest supporter, apart of the PNG. He doesn't care about being PC or judged, and he will hand out the truth like the point god does with assists. Persources misses nothing.

Heat fan: dude, why was Persources roasting me so bad when I was wearing my Hassan Whiteside jersey?
PNG: your team sucks, and Whiteside isn't even a top 10 centah

persources by anonymous January 16, 2018

persources 

An idiot who says he misses nothing but misses all the time, also a salty celtics fan who hates on Kyrie and random guys who did nothing to him like Kemba.

Person 1: “Did you hear what persources said this time about kemba?”
Person 2: “Dawg I blocked him a year ago, he’s gotten too dumb.”

persources by Lazarbeam's bot May 8, 2019

Presource 

To preserve resources

Ben: Should we dump out all this water?
Me: Nah mate we have to presource

We have to presource to save the planet

Presource by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago November 22, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012