Palsource 

The behavior of habitually requesting a friend or acquaintance to make a small purchase (drink, candy bar, pack of cigarettes) on one's behalf, with the implication that the act will be reciprocated, while in fact the implied reciprocation is unlikely to take place - knowingly or unknowingly.

Hey, you know where Dave is? I'm gonna go palsource me a McDouble.
John is such a leech, always palsourcing smokes.

Palsource by fonsui July 26, 2011

persources 

The one and only TPR. Known as the Goat, Persources is the all-knowing basketball force that determines who wins and who loses on a daily basis. Doubt him and you will become his strongest supporter, apart of the PNG. He doesn't care about being PC or judged, and he will hand out the truth like the point god does with assists. Persources misses nothing.

Heat fan: dude, why was Persources roasting me so bad when I was wearing my Hassan Whiteside jersey?
PNG: your team sucks, and Whiteside isn't even a top 10 centah

persources by anonymous January 16, 2018

persources 

An idiot who says he misses nothing but misses all the time, also a salty celtics fan who hates on Kyrie and random guys who did nothing to him like Kemba.

Person 1: “Did you hear what persources said this time about kemba?”
Person 2: “Dawg I blocked him a year ago, he’s gotten too dumb.”

persources by Lazarbeam's bot May 8, 2019

alsource

To bother somone or ask them repeated, very annoying, questions. So basically its to bother somone with words.

Nigga John wants to alsource me.

alsource by Logan Coal December 29, 2007

Presource 

To preserve resources

Ben: Should we dump out all this water?
Me: Nah mate we have to presource

We have to presource to save the planet

Presource by hoteltrivagohumanjuliago November 22, 2019

Parasource

A source of information that is not considered reliable by mainstream academic or journalistic standards but is trusted within a specific subculture, community, or alternative epistemology. Examples include oral traditions, channeled texts, leaked documents with no provenance, anonymous whistleblowers, or social media influencers. Parasources are often dismissed as “not a real source” in formal debates. However, their users argue that mainstream sources are biased and that parasources provide hidden truths. The term is used critically to call out dubious references: “That’s not a source; it’s a parasource – a blog with no editorial oversight.” In some contexts, “parasource” is reclaimed by marginalized groups who reject institutional gatekeeping.

Example: “He cited a Telegram channel as evidence. She said: ‘That’s a parasource – no author, no verification, no accountability. I can’t accept it.’ He replied: ‘Mainstream media is also biased. Parasources are the only way to get uncensored information.’”

Parasource by Dumu The Void May 27, 2026