Paron 

An ugly as mother fucker, who deserves to die. His family does not love them either does his friends, he usually does bad in school and is very skinny yet short, how ever Paron's can sometimes be nice only when given money and they will either follow or (fuck) for money.

I met a Paron yesterday, he was sure ugly.

Paron by Professor Urdan June 18, 2020

Paron

A bloke who enjoys the simple things in life. A good pub feeed, a Pie & Coke at HT of the footy and he’s a bit of a MILF operator.

‘Hey Paron it’s nearly HT’ 😏😈

Paron by Pie & Coke 69 September 10, 2026

päron 

Means pear in swedish.. But also parents.

-Can I have that pear on the table?
-Ask my päron.

päron by zeroez March 2, 2016

PARON BOMB 

A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.

Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?

*orders

Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.

Naive Man 1: My life now begins.

PARON BOMB by AHWINSBUSH April 17, 2011

Mr Paron's Ballpark 

One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.

So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?

Mr Paron's Ballpark by Fortnite Gamer 69240rotty May 22, 2022

Plocka päron i motvind 

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg

Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."

Plocka päron i motvind by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 10, 2024

Parangutan 

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.

Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.

Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012