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Paron

An ugly as mother fucker, who deserves to die. His family does not love them either does his friends, he usually does bad in school and is very skinny yet short, how ever Paron's can sometimes be nice only when given money and they will either follow or (fuck) for money.
I met a Paron yesterday, he was sure ugly.
by Professor Urdan June 18, 2020
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päron

Means pear in swedish.. But also parents.
-Can I have that pear on the table?
-Ask my päron.
by zeroez March 2, 2016
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PARON BOMB

A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.
Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?

*orders

Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.

Naive Man 1: My life now begins.
by AHWINSBUSH April 17, 2011
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Mr Paron's Ballpark

One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.
So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?
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Plocka päron i motvind

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg
Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."
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Parangutan

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.
Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
by Urbex13 February 20, 2012
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Padron e sotta

"Padron e sotta"(Master and servant) is a southern italian, card based, drinking game. In every game the one who gets the higher score is the Padron, the second higher score is the Sotta.

The Padron has to make invitation and the Sotta has to accept or decline, making some people drink and other no, forming teams.

Padron - "A glass of beer to Aldo and two to Stefano"
Sotta - "No"
Padron - "A glass to you and one to Aldo"
Sotta - "Yes"

The game ends when everyone has drank at least a glass (usually of beer, wine in the old days), or when

the number of rounds prearranged is reached. A round ends when everyone has been the dealer.

The person who hasn't drank for the whole game is called "Urm" and will be mocked for the rest of the evening. (for the rest of his life if the game was really competitive)
- Cosa facciamo stasera?
- Giochiamo a Padron e sotta!
by ledzeppolen September 4, 2016
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