A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the
bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.
A
male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "
Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "
piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of
pretty things.
Girl: "blah blah
blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the
Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to
piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"