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Parkourastination 

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.
Parkourastination by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

parkeraffe 

A tall kid with an ugly shooting form Who loves Mac and cheese, smurfs, and barneys and looks like a giraffe
Look at that Parkeraffe
parkeraffe by ChefBNB July 21, 2018

parkurst 

see that parkurst hes amazing asf!!!
parkurst by anonymous October 26, 2022

Parkrastinate 

To procrastinate by doing parkour.
Guy1: Fuck this essay! I'm gonna do some kicks and shit!
Guy2: Dude, don't parkrastinate, that essay's due tomorrow.
Guy1: Cartwheels!
Those guys that hangout in the the park and play frisbee. They usually drive older camaros, firebirds, etc and wear really tight jeans. Hightops are a must shirts are optional.
They were common in the early 90's. They can also be called wombats.

"Hey.. check out those parkrats playing frisbee!"
parkrat by kevin Ulmer January 11, 2008

Pakuranga 

Home to the rich, except for Croos
has tidy roads, except for Croos

contracts diseases from all over the world via imports, and Croos relations
Dinuka: pakuranga is the shit
Dan: yea, its totally crap ae
Dinuka: yea!
Dan: Pwnt


"lets all go to pakuranga and try catch a disease, worst case wins!"
Pakuranga by Danchampion9 April 28, 2009