ParkAQ

A Park-A-! is the Best Grill Table Ever. It solves all lonely grill problems. No more stools, benches, enough room for many plates and beverages. Park it! Grill it! Eat it!tm.

Handcrafted out of redwood it last for years outdoors or in

She: why did you drop the meat?
He: I was trying to put it on that stool and it fell. theres no place on the grill to put food
she: you dropped the meat on the floor cause you have a lonelygrill you need a ParkAQ.

ParkAQ by ParkAQ'er April 14, 2010

parka monkey 

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

parka monkey by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

parkakafrakawak 

the theorized outcome of Murphy's law that anything can happen will happen (as long as one of the variables is living.) joining 500 monkeys in a room of 500 typewriters for an indeterminate time will subsequently result in the word parkakafrakawak being typed upon at least one said typewriter.

Carrot Top: If you put 500 monkeys in a room full of typewriters, eventually one of them will spell the word, "parkakafrakawak!"

parkakafrakawak by krispykreemd May 15, 2008

Alpaca Parka 

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

Alpaca Parka by alpacaparka December 26, 2018

parkade 

A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).

Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?

parkade by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

Parkage 

When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.

Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.

Parkage by Reschk March 22, 2016

Human Paraquat 

Literally, a human buzzkill, as Paraquat is used to kill Marijuana thus literally killing potential buzz.

The Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fucking glad man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to in it on, and you'd just met me. You...you...human paraquat!

Human Paraquat by Buck Turgidson May 22, 2007