by Oasisfan54321 April 02, 2018

by alpacaparka December 26, 2018

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.
by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

One of your awesome ass friends who swims just like you and happens to own a parka. You then send parka selfies to each other and decide to become parka buddies.
Oh my gosh, you have a parka too?!
Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!
Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!
by DeRpHiN December 21, 2013

The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.
I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.
by La Parka January 19, 2008
