Park's 

Short for Parkinson's Disease. A word commonly used to describe someone portraying the traits of Parkinson's Disease. such traits include random shaking, excessive sweating, slouched posture, dragging feet, slurred speech. If these symptoms continue for a long duration of time have your acquaintance see a doctor.

Person A: Dude, why are you shaking
Park's person: Iunno man I'm trying to stop
Person A: Dude you have Park's

Park's by koozkatz March 3, 2010

park's closed 

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

park's closed by 1w2 September 10, 2009

Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.

"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"

Lincoln Park's School Wifi by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019

child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.

Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?

child's park by D-Lord July 8, 2005

s'park

Spark a blunt before settling in to watch South Park.

Dude, are you coming out tonight? No man, gotta work early tomorrow. Gonna relax and s'park on Comedy Central.

s'park by StanielBlorch September 5, 2007

People's Park 

Piece of university land seized by "the People", in Berkeley, CA, in May 1969. Gardens planted by anti-war protesters, and the park occupied year-round, first by hippies, and ultimately by the homeless. After trying repeatedly to evict the squatters and build new dorms, the university finally gave up and let the people who wanted to, shape the park as they please. Now safe in the daytime, but not at night. Panhandlers abound. Just 100 feet from Telegraph Ave., the other hippie remnant of the 60's and 70's in Berkeley.

I'd rather go down Telegraph than thru People's ParK right now. Too muddy!

People's Park by Bluequasar June 12, 2011

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor 

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor by weave March 24, 2003