Definitions by lmaoPheonix

Lincoln Park's School Wifi

That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.

"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"

Lincoln Park's School Wifi by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019

Kurtzhal 

A last name that is so amazing it will make every one without it look like losers. Only boys with this last name are special. They are considered "The Chosen One"

"That Kurtzhal kid is so amazing."

Kurtzhal by lmaoPheonix November 5, 2016