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A last name that is so amazing it will make every one without it look like losers. Only boys with this last name are special. They are considered "The Chosen One"
"That Kurtzhal kid is so amazing."
by lmaoPheonix November 5, 2016
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That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.
"You know Lincoln Park's School Wifi?"
"You mean a literal shit-bag?"
by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019
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