Parday

A point in the week where you feel depressed as fuck usually on a Sunday

“Im having such a parday right now”

by Muince April 14, 2019

PAYDAY 2

A good game produced by a company called Overkill with the help of Starbreeze. The community is split up into two groups, the greedy rude people, and the good people whom you could have a conversation with. It's a 4 player co-op heist game on Steam, and it is very good. After 2 years of continuously updating it, and 2 more to come if the greedy people don't mess things up for OVERKILL, the game is good and getting better... For now. But the trailers are terrible so don't trust the trailers.

"I dread the day EA buys OVERKILL, because then PAYDAY 2 will be ruined."

by Billy Numerous May 17, 2015

payday wife

Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.

The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.

by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

Chalk Parlay

gambling term where a punter does a parlay with 2 or more huge favorites.

Pat is going all in with a 2 teamer Louisville -300 and UNC -300 chalk parlay.

by picoman March 30, 2009

Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.

Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!

by Kapow! June 12, 2008

Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019