Skip to main content
A point in the week where you feel depressed as fuck usually on a Sunday
Im having such a parday right now
Parday by Muince April 14, 2019
Words you can keep

PAYDAY 2 

A good game produced by a company called Overkill with the help of Starbreeze. The community is split up into two groups, the greedy rude people, and the good people whom you could have a conversation with. It's a 4 player co-op heist game on Steam, and it is very good. After 2 years of continuously updating it, and 2 more to come if the greedy people don't mess things up for OVERKILL, the game is good and getting better... For now. But the trailers are terrible so don't trust the trailers.
"I dread the day EA buys OVERKILL, because then PAYDAY 2 will be ruined."
PAYDAY 2 by Billy Numerous May 17, 2015
Related Words

payday wife 

Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.
The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.
payday wife by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

Chalk Parlay 

gambling term where a punter does a parlay with 2 or more huge favorites.
Pat is going all in with a 2 teamer Louisville -300 and UNC -300 chalk parlay.
Chalk Parlay by picoman March 30, 2009

Seagrove Payday 

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.
Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.
Seagrove Payday by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Payday Loan 

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
Payday Loan by Kapow! June 12, 2008

Payday Fever 

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday
That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift
Payday Fever by AriGoldn May 3, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next