Parcut 

When you use parkour for a shortcut

I took a parcut into the park by climbing that tree, and then jumping onto the overpass, then doing a flip into the park area.

Parcut by ninjacow October 13, 2010

parutach

Parutach is a young male name, found in the Italian culture. Parutach’s are very fun, young, loving, and very handsome too!

Every Parutch that i’ve met have been a great person.

jay: Did you hear what maria named her child???

Eve: Yes, Parutach right??? A very cultured name

parutach by goth maria April 16, 2020

Pancuts 

When some lazy bastard cuts chicken on the pan and cuts into the surface damaging same. All because they are afraid to handle raw chicken. The same people have no problem stuffing their faces with a dirty maggot ridden kebab at 2am.

I was just about to cook dinner when I noticed some lazy ignorant fuck face damaged the pan with a knife leaving a heap of pancuts.

Pancuts by Babyguard February 9, 2021

parcatol 

Parcatol = Lot A Crap Spelled backwards. Great for when you are selling some piece of crap, and some one asks you what it is made of.

Customer: So what is that car wax made of?
Seller: 100% Parcatol extract.

Customer: What is inside that picture to get that moving water effect.
You: A combination of lights, rollers, and parcatol.

parcatol by phidelt223 December 24, 2008

Paruta 

"Paruta"is a hightech planet created in the present time but existed in the past after creation and was transferred to the future to be within orbit of the same star as earth..

Paruta is inbound and they will wonder what is the object in the sky...
We even tell the planet what it is to be called and then they try to calculate how to react and reach it, then UFOs show up

-Elosromite-

Paruta by HaloTheHalo January 27, 2023

paracute

a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow through with it anyway and then yes you shit yourself but who cares curiosity killed the cat and it mearly fills your pants with shit so who cares your not dead after all!!!!

dude i am so going to blast this paracute out my ass for the good of all mankind!!!

paracute by boxcarbenjamin July 27, 2006

Parcus 

A person, or persons, behaving in such a defenseless, vulnerable, unathletic, and weak state as to DEMAND to be made fun of by stronger, faster, and bigger individuals.

while the boys were at track practice:
guy1: "Hey guys look over there! Its Marcus! He just fails as a man, lets go dance around him and tease him!!!"
marcus: "*snivel snivel*"
group of teasing boys: "MARCUS IS A PARCUS, MARCUS IS A PARCUS!"

Parcus by nonowhoareyou? August 27, 2009