ninjacow's definitions
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry
by ninjacow December 25, 2010
Get the The Holiday Seasonmug. 
by ninjacow December 14, 2010
Get the Hobbemug. Anti-Helium. It is 6 times heavier than air, and some light objects, such as Styrofoam, can float in it. Your can pour it into a container to test this. Also, It will make your voice really low.
by ninjacow June 1, 2010
Get the Sodium Hexaflouridemug. Facepalm of Justice is when somebody does something extremely stupid, and you facepalm while uttering "Facepalm of Justice"
When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead
by ninjacow October 29, 2010
Get the Facepalm of Justicemug. by ninjacow October 31, 2010
Get the Pistachiomug. by ninjacow October 18, 2011
Get the Boom Shakalakamug.