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paragod
(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool
(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent
(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac
(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent
(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac
Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."
Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"
Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."
Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."
Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."
Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."
Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."
Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"
Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."
Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."
Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."
Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."
Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."
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paragon til death
To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!
Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
paragon til death by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015
Paragon Nova
A bug wich has a MLG personality.This bug is found in houses usually sitting in a chair.It also smells really nice so you might want to get close to it.It can become friends with a metal/steel object such as a spoon.On rare occasions it does play with a kootra .
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paragod
term used to describe a paramedic that think's he/she know's more than another fellow paramedic(s), but in fact that person usally know's less than the other paramedic's he/she works with and is usally disliked by fellow medics.
medic1: ya all you know i had that pt under control.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.
paragod by nremt-p dan February 19, 2007
Paragon shift
A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
Paragon shift by The Inexistent May 2, 2011
Paragon and Renegade
Paragon is a term used to describe a person who does good deeds,actions,will sacrifice his life for someone else,will help for the people who need help,someone who has a good "karma".
Renegade is a term used to describe a person who is mean,swears,unpleasant to be with,vulgar,will rather use guns than politics,only cares about himself,will stomp on the weaker ones,and has a bad "karma".
Both of these terms are from the mass effect series.
Renegade is a term used to describe a person who is mean,swears,unpleasant to be with,vulgar,will rather use guns than politics,only cares about himself,will stomp on the weaker ones,and has a bad "karma".
Both of these terms are from the mass effect series.
Person A:How's your shepard?
Person B:High paragon, on my second playthrough i'll make him Renegade.
Person A:My shepard is paragon and renegade.
Person B:High paragon, on my second playthrough i'll make him Renegade.
Person A:My shepard is paragon and renegade.
Paragon and Renegade by yuval152 August 24, 2011
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