Paper Money

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Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

Paper Money by Pon Raul August 5, 2010

Words you can keep

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

toilet paper money by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

brown paper bag money by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

cash money paper by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

paper cuts from money

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

paper cuts from money by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026