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The place where whiskers grow, the hanging lip part of a dogs face. Particularly a large dog. Also associated with where drool runs freely when begging for chicken or beef. The audible flap during vigorous head shake or sloppy snore.
I tried to give my pitbull her medicine in peanut butter but she must’ve gotten it under the pantooker so it took forever to swallow.

You can tell my Cane Corso is dreaming when his pantookers twitch and when he snores, they make flapping sounds.
Pantooker by JoePancakes September 17, 2026
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A Dr. Seuss Christmas ornament, usually hung on the ceiling, used by the Whos in Whoville at Christmas time while singing.
Hang pantookas on the ceilings...
pantooka by Koalamomma December 9, 2012
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What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.
I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.
partooken by Brandon October 10, 2003
twat vag box snatch labia clit
BAHARVIN taint
Arvin likes to sho-woff my moms panooter too-her children for-their arousment!!!
panooter by matross January 30, 2008
a word that can be used to describe anything good
hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

pinhooker 

Someone who buys something for the purpose of reselling it for a quick profit, such as racehorses, tracts of timber, tobacco, yard sale goods.
Your tract of timber was appraised at $50k, after the pinhooker gets his cut you will only get $40k.
pinhooker by Digicam January 26, 2020

pantankerous 

describing the showing of negative emotions; or, the ways an angry and irritable person behaves, often mixed with other, similar emotions, hence the Greek prefix "pan-" for "comprising or embracing."
Man, Amanda is so pantankerous. She is just not happy with anything.
pantankerous by al z December 9, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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