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A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.
Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!

Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"
pichooner by estherrus May 20, 2016
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Someone who can't stop playing with their PDA style phone. AKA Robert
Man look at that phooker. He can't leave that bloody thing out of his hand. What a stupid phooker!
phooker by Pogz July 28, 2007
someone who brings light to a situation, brings the party to life without even trying
They are such a pinooter! Let's bring them to the party!
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Thanks, your so kind. Such a pinooter.
pinooter by dbq2012 July 13, 2009

pornhooker 

Conflation of porn star and hooker. This comes courtesy of the original pornhooker and former first lady, Melania Trump.
POTUS was a known fan of pornhookers.
The place where whiskers grow, the hanging lip part of a dogs face. Particularly a large dog. Also associated with where drool runs freely when begging for chicken or beef. The audible flap during vigorous head shake or sloppy snore.
I tried to give my pitbull her medicine in peanut butter but she must’ve gotten it under the pantooker so it took forever to swallow.

You can tell my Cane Corso is dreaming when his pantookers twitch and when he snores, they make flapping sounds.
Pantooker by JoePancakes September 17, 2026
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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