pinhooker 

Someone who buys something for the purpose of reselling it for a quick profit, such as racehorses, tracts of timber, tobacco, yard sale goods.

Your tract of timber was appraised at $50k, after the pinhooker gets his cut you will only get $40k.

pinhooker by Digicam January 26, 2020

pichooner

A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.

Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!

Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"

pichooner by estherrus May 20, 2016

phooker

Someone who can't stop playing with their PDA style phone. AKA Robert

Man look at that phooker. He can't leave that bloody thing out of his hand. What a stupid phooker!

phooker by Pogz July 28, 2007

pinooter

someone who brings light to a situation, brings the party to life without even trying

They are such a pinooter! Let's bring them to the party!
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Thanks, your so kind. Such a pinooter.

pinooter by dbq2012 July 13, 2009

pornhooker 

Conflation of porn star and hooker. This comes courtesy of the original pornhooker and former first lady, Melania Trump.

POTUS was a known fan of pornhookers.

pornhooker by lost springs, kansas March 19, 2021