Pandele 

Pandele is the type of guy who smells like a zorilla and is cheap like a Serban. His the type of guy who plays league of legend s and busts a nut to BBC.

Vasilica: Where are my car nuts bolts?
Pandele: Sa moara ma ta in puscarie daca stiu (prtz?)

Pandele by Not pandele oficial November 20, 2021

Pandle 

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015

Pandelerium 

A combination of "pandemonium" and "delirium"

The term was coined by Jeff Foxworthy.

Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"

Pandelerium by Balderdash March 16, 2007

Pandle Pull 

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

Pandle Pull by PowerThrough May 9, 2011

Trash Panderer 

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.

-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."

Trash Panderer by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020

pandelerious 

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there

Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious

pandelerious by lack of cheese November 8, 2010

George Pandulev 

George is equated with mighty fine attributes including his ability to attract females. George is a Pokémon and Karl Marx enthusiast and even owns share in the EPWI (Ethiopian Pokémon Wildlife Incorporation). Speaking of Ethiopia, George loves visiting and going Columbian frog watching. If you ever see George Colombian Frog watching, you might want to say hello to the beautiful boy. George is also quadlingual speaking Venezuelan, Portuguese, Hindi, and Turkish. George is also the 4th, 5th, and 6th grade spelling bee champion. Now that is one smart boy. Everybody loves George Pandulev.

Person 1: Is that George Pandulev In the midst of Colombian Frog Watching?

Person 2: It sure is, look at the beautiful boy.

Person 3: So handsome. I love him.

George Pandulev by HappyCamper6 September 9, 2021