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Pandementia

The overwhelming sense of not remembering or feeling as if your forgetting something brought about by living during a pandemic, known colloquially as COVID brain
A consequence of living through COVID-19 is the onset of my pandementia and feeling as if I'm flaking on everyone.
by Miauraisgreen July 16, 2020
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Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.
I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!
by choad al amode November 21, 2020
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pandemania

Pandemania is the general term for when a society has had enough of dealing with the effects of a lingering pandemic and it goes full-tilt! People are scared, loved ones dying, businesses shuttered, all the while politicians are quacking. It’s mania. It’s pandemania!

Pandemania is also poem written in 2013 by Daniel Halpern. It defines sentiments today!
COVID-19 is driving me crazy. I’m tired of all the BS. It’s pandemania!” “Yeah, it’s a real ‘shit-showout there.”
by Danno251 May 26, 2020
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pandemaniac

A person during a pandemic who behaves like a selfish prick.
Did you see that pandemaniac at Costco with 50 jars of peanut butter in his cart?
by Heywood JaBlowne March 31, 2020
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Pandemantine

Origin: A portmanteau of the adjective pandemic and the noun quarantine.

Definition: A state or period of isolation in which normally innocent, happy individuals are indefinitely confined and isolated due to a global health crisis, environmental disaster, and / or political unrest.

Symptoms include a heightened level of anxiety or depression; the propensity to overindulge in the excessive consumption of alcohol, recreational and / or prescription drugs; as well as the use of the internet to engage in the inappropriate pursuit of exotically beautiful women who are geographically remote, emotionally volatile, and otherwise generally incapable of following instructions. See also Isabelle, 2020 Coronavirus.
I developed a schoolboy crush on Isabelle during the pandemantine of 2020 because she kept pestering me with innuendo when there was no one else to sustain my sanity.
by firescue17 November 8, 2020
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pandamnesia or pandemnesia

The inability to remember anything due to the pandemic-induced anxiety and disruption of daily routine
Due to pandamnesia or pandemnesia, I forgot to fill in the blank Ex. register my car, pay my electric bill, feed my cat, complete my work assignments, file my taxes...
by pixeluscious July 29, 2020
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Pandemenic

Noun. A situation in which the world's pandemic causes pandemonium.
"This coronavirus is scary. It's a pandemenic, I tell you," said Grandma Shirlee as she waited in worry for Grandpa Bill's coronavirus test results.
by amygygdalamy March 19, 2020
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