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The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.
I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
pam job by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021

Canadian pawjob snobsocker 

A pawjob (usually referencing to a foot job in the furry community) done with maple syrup in a IHOP or Denny's or any type of diner were maple syrup is available
Server: Hey, did you hear table 2b gave a Canadian pawjob snobsocker?

Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen

Peter Panjob 

When Peanut Butter is spread on a Male's penis and then orally engulfed on.
Peanut Butter Blow Job Hand Job Peter Panjob
when you put a mans penis in between the palms of both hands and roll it like play doh
Remember Julie from high school that lost her fingers in that firework accident, that bitch gives the meanest palmjobs
palmjob by hammshag September 29, 2010
Its another method women use to get off. Instead of using their fingers to stimulate their clitoris, they use their palm. instead of using their pointer fingers inside the vagina, they use their middle finger and ring. more info on it at palmjobpj.org (r)
What a cool new masturbation name: palmjob
palmjob by Hot Blue June 12, 2015
Its like a "FootJob" but when someone in a Fursuit uses the feet (or toes) of the fursuit to rub up and down a man's dick until he cums over them
My friend gave me a footjob in a fursuit yesterday, but I guess you could call it a Pawjob. it actually felt good!
Pawjob by furrydefinitions October 4, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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