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The act of getting your asshole eaten (from a member of the same or opposite sex) while urinating. Basically, the opposite of a lumpkin.
Dude, I actually shat in my girlfriend's mouth while getting a pimjob last night!
High-Five!
Pimjob by Jizzle in your Pizzle January 16, 2009
Words you can keep
The act of giving oneself a handjob using the nonstick spray known as "Pam"
"Did you hear Alex got dumped?"

"Yeah, I bet he'll be giving himself lots of pamjobs to make up for it"
Pamjob by The Captain 23 March 16, 2009
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pimpobat 

An item, usually resembling a baseball bat, used by pimps to beat hookers who don't pay their dues.
Skarla didn't pay Huggy Bear his money, so Huggy Bear beat her with a pimpobat.
pimpobat by N-Ly August 23, 2006
also known as primo rim job. primjob is just like a rim job with a little something extra. it involves licking the anus of your partner while enhancing the atmosphere in a romantic and seductive way.
marcos says "When I want a bitch to know I'm serious I light a candle, put on BOLT THROWER and go straight for the primjob" nothing tells a girl you want her more than BOLT THROWER and a tongue in her ass.
primjob by reno jack October 24, 2010
The act of a male upper-decking a toilet while a girl sits reverse on the toilet seat while simultaneously blowing the male and taking a shit.
I just walked in on them, she was giving him a Plimjob.
Plimjob by Plimdog March 14, 2011
when you wank two guys off at the same time with your armpits by moving your arms back and forth, the guys are coming from behind.
i came first in the pitjob, she looked like a super metroid or something shooting out cannons from her arms..
pitjob by godbar December 24, 2004
The action of sticking pins and needles into one's penis while erect and then receiving fellatio (using one's blood as lubricant) as to imitate the award-winning motion picture "Hellraiser". Next, once approaching the peak of orgasmic ejaculation he or them who receives the oral pleasure will exclaim "I AM PINHEAD, the prodigal son!"
My girl gave me the sickest pinjob last night.

I was pissing in all directions after that pinjob last night.
pinjob by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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