Definitions by hammshag

palmjob

when you put a mans penis in between the palms of both hands and roll it like play doh

Remember Julie from high school that lost her fingers in that firework accident, that bitch gives the meanest palmjobs

palmjob by hammshag September 29, 2010

draftsturbate 

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

draftsturbate by hammshag August 13, 2010

mako eyes 

the way a persons eyes look when they are on ecstasy, large and black like a mako shark

katie had the most beautiful blue eyes, but when she took ecstasy they turned into dark black mako eyes

mako eyes by hammshag July 24, 2010

corngirl 

a girl that looks so hot you would eat the corn out of her shit

all bill could think of when he saw jess at the party is wow now that is a corngirl

corngirl by hammshag July 20, 2010

buttercunt 

a girl that i so hot that you would eat a stick of butter right out of her cunt

Jon shook hands with his sisters friend and all he could think of is, damn that girl is a buttercunt

buttercunt by hammshag July 18, 2010