palmjob

when you put a mans penis in between the palms of both hands and roll it like play doh

Remember Julie from high school that lost her fingers in that firework accident, that bitch gives the meanest palmjobs

by hammshag September 29, 2010

draftsturbate

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

by hammshag August 13, 2010

mako eyes

the way a persons eyes look when they are on ecstasy, large and black like a mako shark

katie had the most beautiful blue eyes, but when she took ecstasy they turned into dark black mako eyes

by hammshag July 24, 2010

buttercunt

a girl that i so hot that you would eat a stick of butter right out of her cunt

Jon shook hands with his sisters friend and all he could think of is, damn that girl is a buttercunt

by hammshag July 18, 2010

corngirl

a girl that looks so hot you would eat the corn out of her shit

all bill could think of when he saw jess at the party is wow now that is a corngirl

by hammshag July 20, 2010