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Pajot le french
A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist
Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Pajot le french by Brodychoad November 13, 2020
Related Words
Pajote • pajone • payote • pjoter • pajoie • pajoles • Pajot le french • Pajotte • pajowel • Pajte The Tomat
papote
papote by Big Mexican Guy May 4, 2021
pasote
A badass Mexican Motherfucker. Suave, full of machismo, and easy on the eyes.
A man, especially one who is notably virile and sexually active.
A man, especially one who is notably virile and sexually active.
PADOTs (pronounced padote)
PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.
PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid
"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"
"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"
"totes PADOTEs"
"PADOTEs on the reg"
"PADOTEsfest 3000"
"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"
"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"
"totes PADOTEs"
"PADOTEs on the reg"
"PADOTEsfest 3000"
"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
PADOTs (pronounced padote) by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010
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