Paizurize

To perform mammary intercourse (on someone).

She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

paizuri

Breast fucking. (Japanese)

paizuri wa sugoi! (Breast fucking is great!)
Looks at the knockers on that one, she'd be nice for some paizuri.

by Klarth October 18, 2002

Paizuri

Paizuri is a subcategory of hentai that involves 'breast sex', also known in America and other parts of the world (slang) as 'titty fucking', 'tit fucking', etc.

When Paizuri first became a big thing in hentai, it was most commonplace for the character giving paizuri to the second party to have large or huge breasts. However, in the past few years or so, this has become more varied. In many types of hentai, women of all breast sizes can give paizuri.

Some varieties: Double paizuri (involving two women performing it on a single penis), multi paizuri (same as double but involving more women), clothed paizuri, futa (she-male) paizuri, etc...

Eric: I picked up a few new Vocaloid doujins from Sakura-Con a few days ago.

Jay: Any good?

Eric: Yeah, a lot of paizuri.

Jay: Teh titz!

by Dr. Dick Delaware September 2, 2011

Pfizerized

Getting your tracking chip installed

Where you at bro?
Check the database, I just got Pfizerized

by Treatmonkey May 11, 2021

paizuri

In essence, breast sex. It is a Japanese word, but is used commonly by Otakus that are total perverts and actually looked up the Japanese word for tit fucking.

Paizuri wa sugoi! (Breast fucking is great!)
I hope I can get my large chested girlfriend to give me paizuri.
Why don't you go paizuri yourself?

by ZeroVirus January 26, 2005

Naizurize

To stimulate someone's genitals with your chest when you haven't the buxomage generally considered as prerequisite for traditional mammary intercourse; to perform naizuri (on someone).

Just because she was an A cup didn't mean she couldn't naizurize a guy into oblivion.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019