Pagfis

Pagfis is weird but everyone likes her. She’s pretty, kind (sometimes ) but extremely shy! She tends to bully spaghootana a lot but there are still kinda friends.

Pagfis is weird

Pagfis by Spaghootana June 14, 2020

Pagism 

Consistently referring to the "old coms and culture course" when dwelling on irrelevant subject matters to this. Pagism can also be known as Neo-Marxism in the modern age.

Supermodels look like Auschwitz victims, the signifier and signified play an important role in modern hegemony.
All used for the voyueritsic pleasures of Laura Mulvey's Male Gaze theory
Ideology.
RIP coms n culture
god rest its soul
Pagism

Pagism by [e-mail] December 11, 2019

Pagoism 

The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.

“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”

Pagoism by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan 

The longest god damn word ever, meaning "Most creaking-lying"
The word is in Filipino so don't try incorporating it into an English conversation.

"Bro you're telling me some pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan." Said Pio.

pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan by EpicGamer5673 April 18, 2023

(Prophecising) PigFish 

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.

Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.

(Prophecising) PigFish by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

pigfish by Matt March 15, 2005

pigfish from nydd 

an extremely foul looking ugly bird that seams to turn up in your bed after a large amount of alcohol has been consumed the night before

mike: "i woke up with a right ugly bitch in my bed this morning!"
pete: "was she a proper pigfish from nydd?"
mike: "damn straight nigro"

pigfish from nydd by ickle sidney moose April 25, 2006