pageism
pageism by Jackson 🤩🤩 October 29, 2023
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Pagism
Consistently referring to the "old coms and culture course" when dwelling on irrelevant subject matters to this. Pagism can also be known as Neo-Marxism in the modern age.
Supermodels look like Auschwitz victims, the signifier and signified play an important role in modern hegemony.
All used for the voyueritsic pleasures of Laura Mulvey's Male Gaze theory
Ideology.
RIP coms n culture
god rest its soul
Pagism
All used for the voyueritsic pleasures of Laura Mulvey's Male Gaze theory
Ideology.
RIP coms n culture
god rest its soul
Pagism
Pagism by KKKd5896492@urhen.com December 11, 2019
Pagoism
“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”
Pagoism by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008
Pangeism
Guy 1: are you a liberal or conservative
Guy 2: I bet you support continents.
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: I’m a pangeist
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: Pangeism would end war!!
Guy 1: no it woulntn
Guy 2: I bet you support continents.
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: I’m a pangeist
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: Pangeism would end war!!
Guy 1: no it woulntn
pagerism
When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.
1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."
pagerism by Mr Adventure July 5, 2015
Paleism
When you are so insanely pale that you blend into walls and cant burp because burps are taner than you. Like vampires.
Paleism by kissmypaleismfool June 5, 2009
Pagerism
Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.
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