pageism

The discrimination against people named Paige.

“Paige is so ugly.”
“Hey! That’s PAGEISM!”

by Jackson 🤩🤩 October 29, 2023

Pagism

Consistently referring to the "old coms and culture course" when dwelling on irrelevant subject matters to this. Pagism can also be known as Neo-Marxism in the modern age.

Supermodels look like Auschwitz victims, the signifier and signified play an important role in modern hegemony.
All used for the voyueritsic pleasures of Laura Mulvey's Male Gaze theory
Ideology.
RIP coms n culture
god rest its soul
Pagism

by [e-mail] December 11, 2019

Pagoism

The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.

“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”

by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

Pangeism

The political ideology that if Pangea stayed married, war wouldn’t be a thing.

Guy 1: are you a liberal or conservative

Guy 2: I bet you support continents.
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: I’m a pangeist
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: Pangeism would end war!!

Guy 1: no it woulntn

by lemengrob March 18, 2021

pagerism

When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.

1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."

by Mr Adventure July 5, 2015

Paleism

When you are so insanely pale that you blend into walls and cant burp because burps are taner than you. Like vampires.

Madi has come down with a case of paleism.

by kissmypaleismfool June 5, 2009

Pagerism

Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.

Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

*Everybody Laughs

Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."

*Silence

by a7776gh4 October 25, 2011