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pig-phishing (or pigfishing) 

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.
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pityfishing 

To say bad things about yourself or make up things just to make others feel bad for you.
Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!

Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.
pityfishing by Neel Vora July 13, 2006

pig fishing 

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.
"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."
pig fishing by B June 29, 2004

POCfishing 

A term used by chronically online 12-22 year olds that is defined by: a person (usually of European background) trying to use make-up, filters, lighting, and angles to appear as a person of color.
Isabelle: Wow, did you see Iggy Azalea in her new music video? I could’ve sworn she looked like a whole ass Latina.
Maddie: Yeah POCfishing is kind of her thing!
POCfishing by shartsucker69 August 27, 2021

Pigfisting 

As pertains to women; you do the math.
That broad was pigfisting.
Pigfisting by G'Bus November 26, 2007