A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.
by Matt March 15, 2005
"Watch out for the pigfishers on 5th Street"
by sid malana January 29, 2004
by sid malana January 29, 2004
A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.
Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.
Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.
Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.
Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.
Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.
by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009
an extremely foul looking ugly bird that seams to turn up in your bed after a large amount of alcohol has been consumed the night before
mike: "i woke up with a right ugly bitch in my bed this morning!"
pete: "was she a proper pigfish from nydd?"
mike: "damn straight nigro"
pete: "was she a proper pigfish from nydd?"
mike: "damn straight nigro"
by ickle sidney moose April 7, 2006
like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.
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by knockerremover January 8, 2022