Padzi

Something two gay people say to each other to let each other know they are gay.

“Hey Beattie, padzi!” - McNeil

“Padzi” - Beattie

Have sex*

by Padzi January 26, 2022

Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

Padmir

The exact meaning of Padmir is opening to interpretation.
Though commonly meaning 'fantastic' in the positive or 'unfortunate' in the negative sense. Much like the word Bad may be positive or negative.

Also less commonly used as a greeting.
The context is important to the intended meaning.

Pronounced: Pad-mee-err

Background: Originally formed from the multi-million viewed youtube video involving a (possibly blind) German boy falling short, while attempting to jump into a swimming pool. In the background of the video a voice is heard shouting Padmir, in an approving manner.

Adam: Hey oliver watch out you're about to drop your ice-cream!
Oliver: Oh padmir!

Phillipa: I just found out that I got the job
Joanne: oh well done padmir.

Cat: Hello there friendly neighbor, didn't mean to wake you.
Smith: greetings padmir

by Mr.Bgundi May 28, 2009

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else

"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"

by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016

padi

A nigerian slang for close friend.

My Padi where you dey ? meaning my close friend where are you

by openwaters September 2, 2009

Padrick

A born'n'raised smartass with a fetish for long-distance relationships with Norwegian girls

something loveable and cute. ex: 'look mom! i got a padrick!'

by annikenw January 25, 2009