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one who is scared of pain or public humiliation.
true story: couple of guys in the school parking lot where overprotective mothers pick up there kiddos.
"Hey kevin go get in that ladies car"
"that stupid im not going to do that"
"whats wrong are you a panzie"

kevin was bieng a panzie because he would not go into the car of the lady he didnt know. Kevin later got in the car thus proving that he was not a panzie. yet by succombing to the public pressure of his fellow peers he is now dubbed a panzie
panzie by mike martin March 1, 2005
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(n)a combination of papa and nanzie; set of grandparents
I haven't seen panzie in a while. Let's go visit them.
panzie by Grace Marie January 13, 2009
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CFP Panzie

When your undefeated 13-0 team cries about not being in the CFP. Then the same team soils their pants in the Orange Bowl.
Stop acting like a CFP Panzie. Panzies always lobbying to be in games they should not be in.
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:

(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.

The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.

The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023
When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.
Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"
o'panties by cberry April 16, 2014
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