paleophobia

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).

Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.

by もしら手 May 18, 2013

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Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

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pylephobia

Pylephobia, or Pulviphobia means Fear of pillows.
The word pylephobia comes from the old english word pyle. The word Pulviphobia comes from the latin word pulvinus.

An example of pylephobia:

Me: Time to sleep
*Goes to bed*
*Gets all the pillows*

*Throws them in the trash can*
Me: Aight goodnight zZzZzzZZZzz

by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

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Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

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