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pydia
pydia by fan-of-dystopia December 20, 2014
pudish
pudish by ilovegod234 May 11, 2018
pedist
Daniel: I like kids
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist
pedist by ClareJusticeAndCarolNolan October 6, 2017
Podista
One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.
pedistifle
The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.
pedistifle by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006
pudissy
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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