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a weasel-like Eurasian mammal (genus Mustela, family Mustelidae ) with mainly dark brown fur and a darker mask across the eyes, noted for ejecting a fetid fluid when threatened.

The pohlcat species is a very dirty breed which often has a scent that can put a grown man out. They can be easily dominated once you conquer the scent. They usually have a light/white streak within the hair. They also have a "higher than thou" personality.

The European pohlcat (Mustela putorius), also known as the common polecat, black polecat and forest polecat, is a mustelid species native to western Eurasia and North Africa. It is of a generally dark brown color, with a pale underbelly and a dark mask across the face. It has a shorter, more compact body than other Mustela species, a more powerfully built skull and dentition, is less agile, and is well known for having the characteristic ability to secrete a particularly foul-smelling liquid to mark its territory.
I had to burn my couch when that nasty pohlcat sat on it and i couldn't get the scent out.
POHLCAT by scienceandweasels April 28, 2023
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Poehlcat Swag 

The immense amount of swagger displayed by Amy Poehler, despite the fact that she is, according to Tina Fey, "a three foot tall white girl."
Wow! Did you see Amy Poehler on the Jersey Floor the other day? She sure does have Poehlcat Swag!
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Nickname for the enlisted members of the Air Force lucky enough to drive the big green truck.

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Who the Hell? POL! What the fuck? Big green truck!
Once a polcat, always a polcat.
polcat by POLCATlover January 19, 2009

Pollcatting

Early onset boomer property moguls with 1-2 houses, kids and 0 moneys.
Yeah man my future is all set. I’ll be Pollcatting for years.
Pollcatting by Lord Nation January 7, 2021
1. A mythical figure who practices a form of dance known as chopping wood.

2. One who drinks until completely obliterated.
Last night when that rap song came on, Polcat tore the place up, chopping wood all night.
Polcat by Schlanger August 31, 2006

Pollcat roadkill 

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
Pollcat roadkill by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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