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a weasel-like Eurasian mammal (genus Mustela, family Mustelidae ) with mainly dark brown fur and a darker mask across the eyes, noted for ejecting a fetid fluid when threatened.

The pohlcat species is a very dirty breed which often has a scent that can put a grown man out. They can be easily dominated once you conquer the scent. They usually have a light/white streak within the hair. They also have a "higher than thou" personality.

The European pohlcat (Mustela putorius), also known as the common polecat, black polecat and forest polecat, is a mustelid species native to western Eurasia and North Africa. It is of a generally dark brown color, with a pale underbelly and a dark mask across the face. It has a shorter, more compact body than other Mustela species, a more powerfully built skull and dentition, is less agile, and is well known for having the characteristic ability to secrete a particularly foul-smelling liquid to mark its territory.
I had to burn my couch when that nasty pohlcat sat on it and i couldn't get the scent out.
POHLCAT by scienceandweasels April 28, 2023
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Poehlcat Swag 

The immense amount of swagger displayed by Amy Poehler, despite the fact that she is, according to Tina Fey, "a three foot tall white girl."
Wow! Did you see Amy Poehler on the Jersey Floor the other day? She sure does have Poehlcat Swag!
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Nickname for the enlisted members of the Air Force lucky enough to drive the big green truck.

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Who the Hell? POL! What the fuck? Big green truck!
Once a polcat, always a polcat.
polcat by POLCATlover January 19, 2009

Pollcatting

Early onset boomer property moguls with 1-2 houses, kids and 0 moneys.
Yeah man my future is all set. I’ll be Pollcatting for years.
Pollcatting by Lord Nation January 7, 2021
1. A mythical figure who practices a form of dance known as chopping wood.

2. One who drinks until completely obliterated.
Last night when that rap song came on, Polcat tore the place up, chopping wood all night.
Polcat by Schlanger August 31, 2006

Pollcat roadkill 

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
Pollcat roadkill by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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