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Pannoner Boner 

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.
Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?
Panone by 911smarty December 17, 2009

day of Pantone 

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
day of Pantone by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.
They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.
One of the first enimies you encounter in the video game Phantasy Star Universe. The are also one of the weakest monsters in the game. They are also known as Walking Crack, Midget Strippers, and Gang Bangers.
Tim: *Dies*
Dante: "Tim did you get owned by a Pannon?"
Tim: "yes..."
Dante: "Im not reviving you"
*True Story*
pannon by Crosier January 12, 2008
one of the most annoying creatures on phantasy star universe found on the guardians colony. Other known as walking crack, midgit strippers wearing underwear, and gang bangers (especially when found in a S rank mission when they are del pannon)
Tim: *dies*
Dante: Tim did u just get owned by a Pannon?
Tim: its not my fault they gang banged me
Dante: im not resurecting you cuz your pathetic
Tim: It's not by fault the gang bangers gang banged me
Dante: they were PANNONS!!!!!
*true story*
pannon by Crosier January 11, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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