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one of the most annoying creatures on phantasy star universe found on the guardians colony. Other known as walking crack, midgit strippers wearing underwear, and gang bangers (especially when found in a S rank mission when they are del pannon)
Tim: *dies*
Dante: Tim did u just get owned by a Pannon?
Tim: its not my fault they gang banged me
Dante: im not resurecting you cuz your pathetic
Tim: It's not by fault the gang bangers gang banged me
Dante: they were PANNONS!!!!!
*true story*
pannon by Crosier January 11, 2008
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One of the first creatures you fight in the MMORPG video game: Phantasy Star Universe. It is pathetic if you get killed by it or "pwned/owned" for it moves very slow. They are also called Gang Bangers (because they are always in groups), walking crack bags, and midget strippers wearing speedos.
Tim: *dies*
Tyle: Did you get pwned by that pannon, Tim?
Tim: It gang banged me
Tyler: im not gonna revive you
pannon by Crosier January 13, 2008
Spanish word describing an overweight person. Can be offensive at times.

Literally the spanish word for big-belly or potbelly. From the word panza which means, of course, a belly.
Ay, panzón, stop eating all the chimichangas pendejo, are you ever gonna get full or what?
The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.
Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes
Pagnon by Gascal October 31, 2014
The product from placing a freshly cooked piece of bacon into cooking pancake batter allowing a delicious combination of sweet and meat.
What would you like for breakfast, Johnny?

PANCONS!!!!
Pancon by Awilent ocnj January 16, 2011

cup-panion

a container that holds french fries, onion rings, or any other side order formed so it can fit in a cup holder. Thus being able to be seated next to the almighty soft drink.
Sarah: Awww! I spilled my french fries all over the inside of my car. They wouldn't fit in the cup holder because of their inferior-to-the-soft-drink-cup shape so i placed them on the dash board!

Bree: Don't worry! You can have my fries. They're in a cup-panion!

Sarah: HELL YEA!! Now the soft drink and side order can coincide in peace!!
cup-panion by Tsunami...Skanklin August 12, 2008