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Spanish word describing an overweight person. Can be offensive at times.

Literally the spanish word for big-belly or potbelly. From the word panza which means, of course, a belly.
Ay, panzón, stop eating all the chimichangas pendejo, are you ever gonna get full or what?
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An urban badass .one who displays Robin Hood qualities tatted up built like a bricks shithouse people want to be on his good side always sticking up for the underdogs
Don’t mess with him he knows Pannone
PANNONE by Websterlongdong July 1, 2018

Pannoner Boner 

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.
Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?
Panone by 911smarty December 17, 2009

day of Pantone 

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
day of Pantone by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020