Pantone 

a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.

They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.

Pantone by Don't worry 'bout it May 4, 2006

pantone 448c

The Best Colour.

PANTONE 448C IS JUST THE BEST FREAKING COLOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAACDWVSDJIWJFDMFFSJIFVE,EIJVF

pantone 448c by SolarTheStarLord February 15, 2025

day of Pantone 

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

day of Pantone by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

Pantene Oppa

A name ARMYs call Steve Aoki

OMG! BTS just dropped a hit with Pantene Oppa!

Pantene Oppa by roseenriquez_ November 18, 2018

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?

With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..

Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008

PANNONE 

An urban badass .one who displays Robin Hood qualities tatted up built like a bricks shithouse people want to be on his good side always sticking up for the underdogs

Don’t mess with him he knows Pannone

PANNONE by Websterlongdong July 1, 2018

Pannoner Boner 

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.

Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.

Pannoner Boner by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016