only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the
day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest
day of the year where the
caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this
day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’
s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy
brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an
ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly
day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain
bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i
fucking hate day if Pantone.”
