P Mike

The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...

Why do they call you P Mike?

Yo, where is P Mike?

P Mike...where have you been?

by Siri.1 October 4, 2012

Mike P.

A freestyle battle rapper from the Northern Kentucky area. Recently crowned the MTVU Spring Break "Battle Rap Champ" in Panama Florida during spring break.

Mike P. Winning verse from mtvu battle:
"U get no Leway-
Get beat in a Battle rap 3way-
U aint never seen play-
Beanie sigle and freeway had a three way with there dj-
and thats what happened."

by Mr. Brockley April 12, 2009

mikey p

P-nasty a dude who wears moon boots and pink mittens and often gets hammered off blue light.

Look at that drunkguy with those weird shoes on he's such a Mikey p

by hcjvknibh December 16, 2013

Mikey P Minute

When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later

Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.

Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.

Guy1: oh, ight my b

by JPMcdoodle July 4, 2018

Mikey P Chuckwagon

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)

Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!

by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022